Captain Flume

Woah

Wed, 18 Dec 2002 11:40:15 GMT

WELLLE, I hav not updated IN A while! But let yus just say IT HAS been a Yeare of excitement much like 1996! My FRIENDE toby NOW Lives by HISLEF on a DFRENT BOATE! GOODE LUCKE WITH THIS ENDEVUR TOBY!!1!

my pal DAVE sadley pSSED away from complications of NOT BEING ALIVE! WE misss U DAVE! Good luk with the women in HEAVEN!

These are my only friendes so i have nothing more to say pls thx bye lol rofl mogz lol

Me?

Fri, 22 Mar 2002 23:49:01 GMT

take the "what's my fault" quiz.

(and then browse around mewing.net. because laura is cool.)

I Thinke NICOLA WOULE AGRREEE!!!1"!

PAIN anD ANGST

Wed, 13 Mar 2002 14:58:45 GMT

There aree soem people wh0 think my MOUSTACHE ODYSSEY is not PROPER for livejournal dot com! I will MAKE a pROPER liveJORUNAL POST NOW!!!

A Pome:
My life,
Is so bad,
I wear black for the poor hungry children,
I am realy Stana's birde in disguise,
I wish I had,
More firends

People do0n't underSTAD me... Even tho I act like an overblown, histornic emoTIONAL SPONGE i am relly VERY COLD AND EVIL !!! DIe POPULAR JOCKS! I feel I am the ONLYT person WHo undersatndes the DEEEP RUNIC SYMBOLISM OF the LATEST T000l Album! ANd I can CNTROL THINGS! WITH MY MINDE!<"!

My birfday - holiday - stupid yunks

Fri, 15 Feb 2002 14:42:23 GMT

It is my 19t BIRTHDAYE today - which obviously means jack shite to the US 'cause i couldn't get a whiskey and soda AT ALL while was there. It was quite nice there LOTS of fat people in DISNEY THO!1!

TRUEE STORY
I was in a Mall, and this phone rng next to me - I picked it UP and some American buttpole ssaid

"Is this A. Payphone?"
and I said "No, it's Rik"
He told menot to be an asshole and said
"Is this a payphone?"
And I said "Yus"
He then asked where it was, and when I didbn't know, HE SAID THE NAME OF THE MALL HIMSELF! WHY BOHER TO PHONEE ANYNE< GEEEK?!!?!?

I have met Matt Bellamy before - and he thinks he's HOTT SHIT. Not after I ELEPHANT PUNCHED HIm tho!

Moustache ODYSSEY

Sun, 27 Jan 2002 23:23:32 GMT

Today which is DAY 7, I made a MISTAKE!!1 After getting WELL ELEPHANT PUNCHED on ALCOHOL, I shaved!1!

However, I have FILLEd in the gaps with BLACK MARKER! And nowe I have a MOUSTACHe which GETS ME HIGH WHEN I INHALE!!!!!!

I am GING to organise a ROCK festival. If a frigging FARMER can do it, why not ME?!

Moustache ODYSSEY

Fri, 18 Jan 2002 16:27:56 GMT

this is DAY 2 of my MOUSTACHE ODYSSEY. Anyone who says it is day 3 is a GEEEK who CANT COUNT.

I have NO MOUSTACHE YEt.

Listen here MR RIVAL - you are A GEEK. I WILL DEFEAT YOUE!

People who say "BOIL an egg for 3 MINS" are lying! 1 minute in hot WATER WILL KILL ANYTHIGN!!

Wat I am goin to DO

Mon, 14 Jan 2002 21:33:16 GMT

I am gonna grow a handlebar moustache, 'cos no-one else I know has one. It will make me a sophisticated man of the 90's. Anyone who tries to stop me will get an ELEPHANT PUNCH to the head