urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:captain_flume Captain Flume Captain Flume 2002-12-18T11:40:15Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:captain_flume:1806 2002-12-18T11:40:15Z 2002-12-18T11:40:15Z WELLLE, I hav not updated IN A while! But let yus just say IT HAS been a Yeare of excitement much like 1996! My FRIENDE toby NOW Lives by HISLEF on a DFRENT BOATE! GOODE LUCKE WITH THIS ENDEVUR TOBY!!1!<br /><br />my pal DAVE sadley pSSED away from complications of NOT BEING ALIVE! WE misss U DAVE! Good luk with the women in HEAVEN!<br /><br />These are my only friendes so i have nothing more to say pls thx bye lol rofl mogz lol urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:captain_flume:1760 2002-03-22T23:49:01Z 2002-03-22T23:49:01Z <center><br /><img src="http://mewing.net/mean.jpg"><br><br><br /><a href="http://mewing.net/fault.html">take the "what's my fault" quiz.</a><br /><br><a href="http://mewing.net">(and then browse around mewing.net. because laura is cool.)</a><br /></center><br /><br />I Thinke NICOLA WOULE AGRREEE!!!1"! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:captain_flume:1293 2002-03-13T14:58:45Z 2002-03-13T14:58:45Z There aree soem people wh0 think my MOUSTACHE ODYSSEY is not PROPER for livejournal dot com! I will MAKE a pROPER liveJORUNAL POST NOW!!!<br /><br />A Pome:<br />My life,<br />Is so bad,<br />I wear black for the poor hungry children,<br />I am realy Stana's birde in disguise,<br />I wish I had, <br />More firends<br /><br />People do0n't underSTAD me... Even tho I act like an overblown, histornic emoTIONAL SPONGE i am relly VERY COLD AND EVIL !!! DIe POPULAR JOCKS! I feel I am the ONLYT person WHo undersatndes the DEEEP RUNIC SYMBOLISM OF the LATEST T000l Album! ANd I can CNTROL THINGS! WITH MY MINDE!&lt;"! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:captain_flume:1096 2002-02-15T14:42:23Z 2002-02-15T14:42:23Z It is my 19t BIRTHDAYE today - which obviously means jack shite to the US 'cause i couldn't get a whiskey and soda AT ALL while was there. It was quite nice there LOTS of fat people in DISNEY THO!1!<br /><br />TRUEE STORY<br />I was in a Mall, and this phone rng next to me - I picked it UP and some American buttpole ssaid <br /><br />"Is this A. Payphone?"<br />and I said "No, it's Rik"<br />He told menot to be an asshole and said <br />"Is this a payphone?"<br />And I said "Yus"<br />He then asked where it was, and when I didbn't know, HE SAID THE NAME OF THE MALL HIMSELF! WHY BOHER TO PHONEE ANYNE&lt; GEEEK?!!?!?<br /><br />I have met Matt Bellamy before - and he thinks he's HOTT SHIT. Not after I ELEPHANT PUNCHED HIm tho! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:captain_flume:876 2002-01-27T23:23:32Z 2002-01-27T23:23:32Z Today which is DAY 7, I made a MISTAKE!!1 After getting WELL ELEPHANT PUNCHED on ALCOHOL, I shaved!1!<br /><br />However, I have FILLEd in the gaps with BLACK MARKER! And nowe I have a MOUSTACHe which GETS ME HIGH WHEN I INHALE!!!!!!<br /><br />I am GING to organise a ROCK festival. If a frigging FARMER can do it, why not ME?! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:captain_flume:583 2002-01-18T16:27:56Z 2002-01-18T16:27:56Z this is DAY 2 of my MOUSTACHE ODYSSEY. Anyone who says it is day 3 is a GEEEK who CANT COUNT.<br /><br />I have NO MOUSTACHE YEt.<br /><br />Listen here MR RIVAL - you are A GEEK. I WILL DEFEAT YOUE!<br /><br />People who say "BOIL an egg for 3 MINS" are lying! 1 minute in hot WATER WILL KILL ANYTHIGN!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:captain_flume:399 2002-01-14T21:33:16Z 2002-01-14T21:33:16Z I am gonna grow a handlebar moustache, 'cos no-one else I know has one. It will make me a sophisticated man of the 90's. Anyone who tries to stop me will get an ELEPHANT PUNCH to the head