Below are the 7 most recent journal entries recorded in Captain Flume's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, December 18th, 2002
11:36 am	Woah WELLLE, I hav not updated IN A while! But let yus just say IT HAS been a Yeare of excitement much like 1996! My FRIENDE toby NOW Lives by HISLEF on a DFRENT BOATE! GOODE LUCKE WITH THIS ENDEVUR TOBY!!1! my pal DAVE sadley pSSED away from complications of NOT BEING ALIVE! WE misss U DAVE! Good luk with the women in HEAVEN! These are my only friendes so i have nothing more to say pls thx bye lol rofl mogz lol (Comment on this)
Saturday, March 23rd, 2002
12:04 am	Me? take the "what's my fault" quiz. (and then browse around mewing.net. because laura is cool.) I Thinke NICOLA WOULE AGRREEE!!!1"! (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 13th, 2002
3:09 pm	PAIN anD ANGST There aree soem people wh0 think my MOUSTACHE ODYSSEY is not PROPER for livejournal dot com! I will MAKE a pROPER liveJORUNAL POST NOW!!! A Pome: My life, Is so bad, I wear black for the poor hungry children, I am realy Stana's birde in disguise, I wish I had, More firends People do0n't underSTAD me... Even tho I act like an overblown, histornic emoTIONAL SPONGE i am relly VERY COLD AND EVIL !!! DIe POPULAR JOCKS! I feel I am the ONLYT person WHo undersatndes the DEEEP RUNIC SYMBOLISM OF the LATEST T000l Album! ANd I can CNTROL THINGS! WITH MY MINDE!<"! (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, February 15th, 2002
2:50 pm	My birfday - holiday - stupid yunks It is my 19t BIRTHDAYE today - which obviously means jack shite to the US 'cause i couldn't get a whiskey and soda AT ALL while was there. It was quite nice there LOTS of fat people in DISNEY THO!1! TRUEE STORY I was in a Mall, and this phone rng next to me - I picked it UP and some American buttpole ssaid "Is this A. Payphone?" and I said "No, it's Rik" He told menot to be an asshole and said "Is this a payphone?" And I said "Yus" He then asked where it was, and when I didbn't know, HE SAID THE NAME OF THE MALL HIMSELF! WHY BOHER TO PHONEE ANYNE< GEEEK?!!?!? I have met Matt Bellamy before - and he thinks he's HOTT SHIT. Not after I ELEPHANT PUNCHED HIm tho! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 27th, 2002
11:35 pm	Moustache ODYSSEY Today which is DAY 7, I made a MISTAKE!!1 After getting WELL ELEPHANT PUNCHED on ALCOHOL, I shaved!1! However, I have FILLEd in the gaps with BLACK MARKER! And nowe I have a MOUSTACHe which GETS ME HIGH WHEN I INHALE!!!!!! I am GING to organise a ROCK festival. If a frigging FARMER can do it, why not ME?! (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, January 18th, 2002
4:37 pm	Moustache ODYSSEY this is DAY 2 of my MOUSTACHE ODYSSEY. Anyone who says it is day 3 is a GEEEK who CANT COUNT. I have NO MOUSTACHE YEt. Listen here MR RIVAL - you are A GEEK. I WILL DEFEAT YOUE! People who say "BOIL an egg for 3 MINS" are lying! 1 minute in hot WATER WILL KILL ANYTHIGN!! (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 14th, 2002
9:49 pm	Wat I am goin to DO I am gonna grow a handlebar moustache, 'cos no-one else I know has one. It will make me a sophisticated man of the 90's. Anyone who tries to stop me will get an ELEPHANT PUNCH to the head (7 Comments |Comment on this)